Elite: Docking Is Difficult - Hardcover

Set in the world of Elite: Dangerous, a hilarious adventure in deepest space from the author of the hysterical The Pirates! series

On what might be the worst planet in the universe, a young man dreams of the stars. Adventure! Lasers! Women! And the ultimtate goal—to become Elite! Unfortunately, Misha has to do his chores first. And learn how to talk to Phoebe, the beautiful customs officer. And leave the planet. But the death of a famous author unexpectedly drags Misha and Phoebe into a system-wide conspiracy, complete with smuggling, international art thieves, multi-system corporations, canapés, and exploding pigs. This is Misha's chance to prove he has what it takes! After all, surely anyone can be Elite if they dream.   One of three distinct but subtly linked novels written by major authors who are fans of the game, this novel will be a must-buy not only the 25,000 plus people who funded the new game on Kickstarter, but also for those fans of the original game.