A bad case of the giggles: Kids' favorite funny poems - Hardcover

Bruce Lansky has been crowned “King of Giggle Poetry” by his elementary- and middle-school admirers, who helped select the hilarious poems included in this book. His popular poetry anthologies—including Kids Pick the Funniest Poems; Miles of Smiles; Rolling in the Aisles; No More Homework! No More Tests!; If Kids Ruled the School; Mary Had a Little Jam; Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater; and I’ve Been Burping in the Classroom—have brought chortles, chuckles, grins, and guffaws to a whole generation of children.

Morning Announcements by Sylvia Andrews
I'm Telling! by Joyce Armor
Recipe by Joyce Armor
Should I? by Joyce Armor
Dumb Dog by Shirlee Curlee Bingham
English Is A Pain! (pane? by Shirlee Curlee Bingham
Stinky Feet by Shirlee Curlee Bingham
Night Starvation Or The Biter Bit by Carey Blyton
The Chap Who Disappeared by John Ciardi
Doing A Good Deed by John Ciardi
Living Doll by Larry Cohen
Happy Hiccup To You by Kalli Dakos
If We Had Lunch At The White House by Kalli Dakos
Molly Peters by Bill Dodds
Public Speaking by Bill Dodds
Row, Row, Row Your Boat by Bill Dodds
There Was An Old Woman by Bill Dodds
Today Is Not A Good Day by Rebecca Kai Dotlich
Tables Turned by Michael Dugan
How To Eat A Bag Lunch by Delia Ephron
My Dog by Max Fatchen
When Your Sucker Sticks by Sheree Fitch
I Ate A Ton Of Sugar by Alice Gilbert
Christmas Thank You's by Mick Gowar
My Three Aunts by Goldie Olszynko Gryn
Soon by Goldie Olszynko Gryn
The Baby Ate The Dog Food by Malia Haberman-sperry
Knight Warning by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
Distracted, The Mother Said To Her Boy by Gregory Harrison
The Painting Lesson by Trevor Harvey
Dinnertime by Mary Ann Hoberman
Pick Up Your Room by Mary Ann Hoberman
A Very Stubborn Polar Bear by Linda J. Knaus
Uncle Dave's Car by Helen Ksypka
A Bad Case Of The Giggles by Bruce Lansky
How Dry I Am by Bruce Lansky
How To Delay Your Bedtime by Bruce Lansky
I Love You Not by Bruce Lansky
Mary Had A Little Ham by Bruce Lansky
Mom's Diet by Bruce Lansky
Mrs. Doodle by Bruce Lansky
My Noisy Brother by Bruce Lansky
Oh, Woe Ith Me! by Bruce Lansky
Say What? by Bruce Lansky
Toes In My Nose by Bruce Lansky
Yankee Doodle's Monkey Ride by Bruce Lansky
The Insult by Colin Mcnaughton
Alphabet Protest by Calvin Miller
Funny Face by Calvin Miller
Isaac Newton by Calvin Miller
Grandma's Kisses by Jeff Moss
I'm Going To Say I'm Sorry by Jeff Moss
Millicent's Mother by Jeff Moss
Your Nose Is Running by Jeff Moss
Popeye The Sailor Man by Esther L. Nelson
A Baby Brother by Geraldine Nicholas
The Spaghetti Challenge by Leslie Danford Perkins
Bleezer's Ice Cream by Jack Prelutsky
I'm Thankful by Jack Prelutsky
My Baby Brother by Jack Prelutsky
Dapple Gray by Robert Scotellaro
Difficult Math Test by Robert Scotellaro
Fast Food by Robert Scotellaro
Hickory, Dickory, Dock! by Robert Scotellaro
I Have No Trouble Sharing by Robert Scotellaro
Little Jimmy Dawson by Robert Scotellaro
Smart by Shelby Silverstein
Bathtub Rules by Eileen Spinelli
The Eyes Have It by Susan Stranks
Backbite by David Sudol
Away Down South by Anonymous
Betty Botter by Anonymous
The Burp by Anonymous
Grandpa's Whiskers by Anonymous
Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts by Anonymous
I Saw You by Anonymous
I Thought A Thought by Anonymous
Little Birdie In The Sky by Anonymous
Mary Had A Little Lamb by Anonymous
Mary Had Some Bubble Gum by Anonymous
Ned Nott by Anonymous
Old Man by Anonymous
Mother Doesn't Want A Dog by Judith Stahl Viorst
Toothpaste by Stan Lee Werlin
Insides by Colin West
Hand-me-downs by Bob Zanger
-- Table of Poems from Poem FinderŪ